The Hunger Pains.

"Eat me, I'm delicious," says the Kebab.

Everytime after finishing my dance classes, I get ravenous. I'd gobble food up like an ogre. Today I was just putting food down my throat at 11.30pm at night (that's when the classes end) - hotdogs, kebabs, pringles, sugary drinks............. Then again, I'm not one to diet. I hate dieting and I just eat whatever I want, whenever I want like a boss.

Maybe I ought to check up on my seemingly bottomless stummy.