Ahh, good to know.

Let me see that smile again.

You, you rotten scoundrel.

You take my friend and infect her with your filth.
Armed with only your broken English and pithless soul,
how dare you whisk her away, away from the truth of it all?

I loathe the very thought of you.

Bipolar Day.

First, got an angry telephone call that just messed up my mood. Working on it.

THEN, I found out from a friend that Daniel Radcliffe is here for a Broadway show.

So, I'm GOING!

Because I deserve it. After that angry telephone call I do.

Umbrella Sword!

Stumbled upon this and thought it was cool (enough to blog about it).

The description that goes with it:

Everybody Was Kung Fu Lightning

Rain: Ninja. You are but a mere mortal and no match for my powerful torrent. Do you surrender?
Ninja: Ah, Rain. You are a most worthy opponent and teacher. But I will never surrender.
Rain: Ha! Ha! Ha! Your bravery humors me. Please continue.
Ninja: Laugh now, Rain, for it will be the last time. (Unsheathes umbrella.)
Rain: The ninja umbrella. But I thought it was a myth!
Ninja: Used by the samurais before me. Passed down by my ancestors. Full of the wisdom of the ancients. With this umbrella, I will defeat you once and for all, and I will bring honor to my family and dry clothes to my home. HIIIIYAAAA!
You too can bring honor to your family with the ninja umbrella featuring a samurai sword handle. Comes with carrying case for dramatic effect (and easy transport).

A 4.6 star review on www.uncommongoods.com.
 

Didjaknow

there's such a thing as soft or hard water?

I wish

i could rock a pixie.

I miss my iPhone because

1) It's convenient to check my emails
2) I can jot down poetry ideas that come to me on a whim
3) There's a dictionary, bible, bank, eBay and weather app
4) My mother got it for me
5) I can take pictures with it
6) I can text faster on it
7) I can chat with my friends on MSN/Skype anywhere on it
8) It gives me something to do when I'm bored in class
9) I like it, dang it

Woe to whoever who stole it.

I've never won anything in my life

that was not out of my own effort. Sure I had won trophies and medals but they were all from my own sweat and blood. Never been lucky at lucky draws. So this Christmas I hope the Winter Colorland Sweepstakes (stop laughing) competition, without lifting a finger (besides clicking to enter for it).

Not so happy words.

Thieves Homeless people on subways who really smell but you try to be nice and not make it obvious after all you pity them Pollution Human traffic Rudeness Smokers New York

Happy words.

Sparkles Spruce Fairisle Eggnog Peppermint LittleDrummerBoy Earmuffs Jingle Laughs Ice skating Snowprints Lights Mistletoe New York 

tongue twister

today i got a
small soft silk square sailor scarf :)